Our Assault on the Chinese

Our assault on the Chinese continues unabated.

If we could liberate the people of Chinese, we would do it in a heartbeat. But it's not an easy task.

The truth is we don't know what to do. So we're more or less floundering without a plan.

My main thought is some kind of cultural intrusion, to dilute their culture with western influences.

We're going to need the help of Hollywood to put a Chinese translation on their worst movies.

We're calling on various cable networks who are known for emitting pollution -- some of the religious broadcasters, shopping channels, and, of course, Fox News, to help in this effort. Give away your services toward bringing China down.

I'm looking for a highly placed official to serve on a blue ribbon panel on infiltration.